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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Riebens on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 5:42

Michael wrote:
I invent my own jokes so don't try to search for them lol

That is one way of making a joke of everyhting ... Thumbsup

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Michael on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 14:11

yeah xD

hmm, I wonder if SA are already sick of number jokes(after seeing 2 of mines lol )... but... here I go:

My counter on Swat is now 007, yeah, I'm Bond... James Bo.. wait.. nah nevermind, sry Bond(Mellon) ! *sigh
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Guest on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 15:20

biggrin Facepalm

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Michael on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 15:33

looking at the counter on here, 717 hmm, I see nothing to say.

But, looking at the number below... hmm 21, hmm my age !

Joke Nr 5 of the day Very Happy :
42 is the answer of life, existance and everything... I'm halfway to it, the infinite knowledge as I'm 21.
But don't have false hopes !! Even if you are already 42 yo, it's nearly sure that you don't have the infinite knowledge, as your soul might still be 18 yo or less Very Happy But if I go the way I went until now, I will understand the infinite by then, I guess >_>
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Michael on Thu 10 Nov 2011 - 19:36

I hope the SA Pub allows double posting, while it's not too often O.o

but you are giving me no choice, I don't edit something half a day old Very Happy

Joke Story of the day:
Michael: "Ok, I just posted on here... now..." *clicks my own toolbar's button of "Unread threads"
The Swat Portal: *halt icon* There are no results for your search. "
Michael: "Ahh, now I can go sleep" *accidentally presses the mouse, reclicking on "Unread Threads"
The Swat Portal: 4 threads reported
Michael: "Oh well..." *clicks thread nr 1*
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Raiden on Fri 11 Nov 2011 - 17:24


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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Guest on Fri 11 Nov 2011 - 18:36

ROFL lol!

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Seqan on Fri 11 Nov 2011 - 23:56

Now that's funny right dere! Razz

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by sa_admin on Sat 12 Nov 2011 - 0:08

@Mike : for invented jokes that is ok.
@RAIDEN : hilarious !!!
@SEQAN : so is yours m8 !!!

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Michael on Sat 12 Nov 2011 - 8:33

@Arrow: the last post was a Joke Story not a joke :O the previous ones were jokes xD
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Post by Riebens on Wed 16 Nov 2011 - 3:17

Cigarettes are like weasels. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Seqan on Wed 16 Nov 2011 - 17:25

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Horizon on Wed 16 Nov 2011 - 18:50

Lol... Good one Riebens
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Horizon on Thu 17 Nov 2011 - 19:27

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I have everybody. Internet: Without me you all are nothing. Electricity: And i'm the grand daddy of them all so shut yer traps...
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Raiden on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 2:48

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2 - Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased: ROCK
3 - Rabbit gets into everyones business and constantly needs everything: COCAINE
4 - Tigger can't calm down, bounces all the time, and is never tired: ECSTACY
5 - Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imagination: LSD
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Riebens on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 3:10

Is today's joke this new header ???

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by sa_admin on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 3:16

Riebens wrote:Is today's joke this new header ???
i'm close to taking offense to that Neutral

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Michael on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 6:12

That was cruel :O
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Seqan on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 6:29

HAHAHAHA!!! lol!

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Guest on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 7:44

ROFL biggrin biggrin ...

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by sa_admin on Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 9:58

ouch, i just woke up and, damn, what have i been smoking to think it was looking good ??? affraid i wanted something a little more, i mean less, i mean i'll change it later today. time to fly in space !

and joke of the day : "can i have a nother blueberry muffin daddy?", says my little boy. then he makes the puss'n'boots eyes - "pleaseeeee?".

Damn i hate those eyes....

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Michael on Sun 20 Nov 2011 - 6:54

lol, irresistible eyes huh ?

by the way, don't you want to use the CF toolbar's Crossfire logo ? the one at Players Online Status page, you can screenshot it and reuse it.
I think the flame effect of the X, at least, is improved Wink
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Raiden on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 10:31

For all our US friends ....


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Post by Seqan on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 12:38

lol!

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by sa_admin on Thu 24 Nov 2011 - 23:35

biggrin good one Raiden !!!


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