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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Mozzi. on Wed 6 Feb 2013 - 16:41

but its a good one ^_^ Salute
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Guest on Wed 6 Feb 2013 - 17:31

lol, nice one Fud Smile

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Post by Raiden on Thu 7 Feb 2013 - 1:47

lol! Thumbsup

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Abdo Knight on Thu 7 Feb 2013 - 3:10

Nice One Smile

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Josh Sanders on Tue 4 Feb 2014 - 2:18

Bahhahahahaha!

Why did the Snail want an "S" on his car?
So when he drove by people would say, "Look at that 's' car go".


Escargot = a disch of cooked land snails. Pronounced "s-car-go"
(joke explanation for all non-english speaking memebers)

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Fuffud on Tue 4 Feb 2014 - 12:21

A woman was on a Plane to go on holiday and her allocated seat happened to be next to a Colored man. After sitting down the women calls over the air hostess.

Woman: "Hello, I am sorry to ask but I do not feel right sitting next to this person to my left and I think that they are not very nice. Sometimes there are seats free in 1st class and I was wondering if you could check to see if there are any free seats there because I do not think it is good to sit next to someone who is not very nice and I do not very much like black people at all so if you could check that would be lovely as I do not want to sit next to this person"

Air Hostess: "Ok, Just let me check if there are any free 1st class seats and whether it is ok with the captain. I will be right back"

A little later the Air Hostess returns

Air Hostess: "The Captain says there are some free 1st Class seats available and you are absolutely right as it must be very horrible to be sat next to someone who is not very nice so Sir, Would you like to move with me to 1st Class?"

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Loyal on Tue 4 Feb 2014 - 22:30

I'm going to get someone to do that to me lol.
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